Wednesday, November 9, 2011

The Storm Glass is out!

The Storm Glass is now available through Amazon, B&N, and on Smashwords!

I'm very curious how this book will be received.  It straddles the crime/thriller and sci-fi genres with an action packed story about a regular sort of guy, Wilson, who has a ring that makes him invisible and allows him to fly around a bit.



Jim Wilson, a fiftyish ‘regular’ guy, is anything but. For a decade he has used an extraordinary antique ring, a trinket found in an antique store, to feed the kitty, as he likes to put it. Using the invisibility and ability to levitate that the ring magically allows…Wilson is, arguably, the world’s greatest sneak thief; a phantom with a sense of humor and a taste for dopers’ dollars.
On a well-deserved vacation, a cruise the length of the Mississippi on his boat, the Thief of Hearts, Jim and Iris encounter a sprightly retired admiral, Hans, and his charming wife, Millie, who are heading downstream to their home in Hannibal, Missouri.
None of them are aware of the convoluted plot to utterly destroy a local bank, a crime involving millions of dollars and cold blooded murder. None of them suspect the portly local banker of the depravity and homicide he’s capable of, aided by a hardened thief and killer just out of prison and lusting for the biggest score of his life.
No, Jim’s biggest worries are that Iris wants him to retire from the business and he fears that Hans, who is actually ex-CIA, may know more about the ring than Jim likes.
But after heart-rending tragedy befalls during the robbery, Jim and Hans mount their own investigation heedless of the threats by the inept local Sheriff and the confused FBI agent in charge of the case.
They don’t have to follow the rules and they aren’t trying to put the bad guys in jail…they’re after payback…call it justice or retribution—or the cold-blooded quest for revenge that it actually is.
They’re bringing the bad guys down and they’re not afraid to use Jim’s ring to make that happen.


Get it here:


http://www.amazon.com/The-Storm-Glass-ebook/dp/B00641GGPM/ref=sr_1_5?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1320683629&sr=1-5

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The hits just keep on comin'

This appeared on my amazon page recently. Thanks, K. Sozaeva, whoever you are!
 
5.0 out of 5 stars This book is a must read for fans of thriller/suspense, or those who like good character and plot development, October 11, 2011
This review is from: Ferris' Bluff (Kindle Edition)
Ace has been on the run for around 4 years - ever since the Russian mafia killed his wife, his sons, his daughter and her husband, and his father in revenge for something he did while he was working for the government. He has decided to come and visit Granville "Granny" Tubbs, a man who was a friend of Ace's father, and whom Ace has known his whole life. Coming in to Ferris' Bluff, AR, Ace discovers Granny is in a critical care ward in a nursing home after a series of strokes - when Ace comes to visit, he finds out there are restrictions on who can see Granny when. Ace notices other odd things going on in town. However, he likes the town and is immediately accepted into the community; he even earns some money, because he is able to fix almost anything - which gets him in some trouble with Pink Henery, the local mechanic, who doesn't appreciate Ace horning in on his business. Then there is Annie Travers, the widowed woman from whom Ace rents a room, and her two children - Ace finds himself becoming fond of them, and of many of the people in this quirky little town with whom he is quickly becoming friends. But can he escape the men who may be continuing to search for him?

I've probably rambled on too long about the plot, but I've tried to avoid any major spoilers. I wanted to try to show something about the story - about the heart, about the action, about how it kept me engrossed and engaged not only with the main plot, but with the many interesting and unique characters with which Limberg has populated this terrific thriller. Even folks who normally aren't fans of suspense/thrillers should enjoy this book - it has plenty of action and a fast-moving plot, but it also provides wonderful character development and a strong plot. I highly recommend that you get this book and read this book - it's a terrific read.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The BookSquawk review for Ferris' Bluff.

FERRIS’ BLUFF

by Fred Limberg
Kindle Edition

Review by Hereward L.M. Proops

It can't be easy to write a thriller these days. The market is literally awash with action packed paperbacks with punchy three word titles like “The Crimson Mandate” or “The Octagon Vendetta”. The formula for thrillers is now so well-established that it's verging on self-parody. Misanthropic / amnesiac / alcoholic ex-cop / soldier / hitman / academic is recruited / coerced / blackmailed by enigmatic / shady businessman / mentor / former-employer to solve a murder / rescue a hostage / capture a terrorist / recover an artifact of unimaginable power.

Our hero is normally given a monosyllabic first name and a surname that drops some none-too-subtle hints about his personality and occupation e.g. Carl Hunter or Jack Grimwind. Chances are, during the course of his adventure he'll be double-crossed, uncover a huge government conspiracy and knock socks with a female character whose tenuous link to the plot is as loose as her knicker elastic. The bad-guys get killed, the hero barely escapes with his life and the stage is set for his return in “The Velvet Calamity”.

You know the books I mean. The supermarkets sell them at knock-down prices and the shelves of charity shops groan beneath their collective weight. Chances are, you've read more than one of them but would be hard-pressed to recall any of the finer plot details. They are the literary equivalent of a hamburger. You know what you're getting when you buy it. Even though it's not of particularly high quality, it manages to be strangely enjoyable while it lasts and instantly forgettable once you've finished with it.

It might seem like I'm being unduly harsh towards these books – I'm not trying to run them down. I have nothing but respect for the authors who tackle the clichéd and formulaic genre head on. Who cares if the old “nuke in Washington DC” story has been told a dozen times before? If the story works and the readers enjoy themselves, it's mission accomplished as far as I'm concerned. Have you ever looked at a cheeseburger and thought “I'm not going to eat that because I've had one before and I know what it tastes like?” Of course not!

Having said all that, it is very exciting to come across a thriller that dares to be a little bit different.

At first glance, “Ferris' Bluff” by Fred Limberg bears many of the hallmarks of a by-the-numbers thriller. The protagonist, Andy “Ace” Evans is a drifter with a past. He's so scarred by it, both physically and emotionally, that he doesn't allow people to get close to him. Being an ex-Navy SEAL also means that he's totally badass. Though Ace tries to keep a lid on it, his past has a habit of catching up with him. One aspect of his past that he's particularly concerned about is a group of Russian gangsters who killed his family and came close to killing him.

So far, so familiar...

Where “Ferris' Bluff” differs from other thrillers is that it grounds what has the potential to be a balls-to-the-wall high-octane blockbuster by setting it in a totally believable small town. This isn't a typical fish-out-of-water scenario where our muscle-bound hero trashes the local community as he clumsily tries to adjust to civilian life. Far from it. Ace is not a cardboard cut-out action man, he's a regular guy who likes tinkering with cars and swigging beers with the boys. As far as he's concerned, his fighting days are over. Indeed, his desire to settle down and lead a regular, normal existence is one of his most endearing qualities. Sure, other thrillers have characters who we are told want to leave their past behind them, but Limberg takes a great deal of care to show his readers this.

Much like the titular small town, the novel moves at an unhurried, almost sedate pace. A lot of time is spent establishing the characters and developing their relationships so that when the action is introduced into the story, we actually give a damn about those involved. Without wanting to give too much of the plot away, the novel centres around Ace's friendship with an old man by the name of Granville Tubbs. Ace is only in town to pay his old friend a visit but when he discovers that Tubbs is seriously ill and holed up in the Shady Oaks nursing home, he decides to stick around and see if he can help in some way. An encounter with a particularly slimy lawyer (always a great villain) leads Ace to suspect that vultures are beginning to circle before his friend has even passed on. His involvement with a beautiful widow gets the townsfolks' tongues wagging and before too long, Ace is up to his neck in intrigue. All the while, the Russian gangsters are drawing closer, endangering the lives of everyone he has grown to care about.

Characterisation in the novel is plentiful. Limberg has obviously invested a great deal of energy in recreating the laid back lifestyle found in small town America. Sure, there's a few beer-swillin', tobacco-chewin' good ol' boys, but the majority of the inhabitants of Ferris' Bluff are so well realised that they never feel contrived or one-dimensional.

The novel's relatively gentle pace might stretch the patience of readers more accustomed to the boom-bang-bang thrills of Andy McNab or Clive Cussler, but those who stick with it will find themselves rewarded with some fantastic scenes of action. As an ex-Navy SEAL, Ace's approach to combat is swift and unflinchingly brutal. Limberg's prose when describing fist-fights or gun battles is similarly uncomplicated, direct and effective.

Ferris' Bluff” is an accomplished, highly enjoyable thriller that places more emphasis on believable characterisation than on fancy gadgets and things blowing up. With an immensely likeable cast of characters and an entertaining plot, Limberg's novel shows us that thrillers don't have to stick rigidly to the formula to be successful.

Read the Booksquawk author interview here.

Hereward L.M. Proops

Thursday, September 15, 2011

The latest review of Ferris' Bluff on Amazon

5.0 out of 5 stars Delighted, Delightful, Delicious, un-putdownable, September 13, 2011
By 
This review is from: Ferris' Bluff (Paperback)
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed this book. Wasn't sure I would, because it's not my usual type of read. Not sure what it's labeled as, a thriller, a mystery, or a vignette, but I usually read fantasy and historical stuff, & hardly ever modern-day settings. Nevertheless, I gave it a try and I'm so glad.

Ferris' Bluff is filled with quirky, likeable characters, each and every one fleshed out so that I felt connected to them. In that way, it sort of reminded me of "Fried Green Tomatoes." There's Drunk Reena and her evil husband Harlan, Pink, (ugh) gap-toothed Dicky, Leets, Granny Tubbs, Chaz, Val, Art Drury, Jeff Davis the ineffective cop, Frenchy and her devoted boyfriend Leon, Just To Name A Few. There's also Imported Michelob and "lots of wheelchairs, all filled with crooked wrinkled white people." And Annie Travers, with the "nearly-perfect" butt and other intriguing qualities. Oh, I nearly forgot Ace. Ace Evans. Tall, dark and handsome. Ace is on the run. We don't know from what, exactly. But finding out left me alternately laughing and profoundly moved.

Ace is an "ex-Navy Seal." He's alone now, no home, no credit cards, no tracking, and something in his past won't leave him alone. Ferris' Bluff is just what he needs, although he doesn't realize it right off.

The book offers many wonderful lines, such as "The moonshine cut through the crud on Ace's tongue like a stripper on old paint." And here's one of my favorites: "Sumbitch!" We also get meatloaf sandwiches. Yum!

"Voice" is something that is always being stressed to writers. This author has "voice" in spades.


I learned a lot from Ferris' Bluff. One thing I learned? Man, it's hard trying to keep a tail with one car. At 2.99, this book is a steal. I know I'll enjoy reading it repeatedly.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Stories I'll never write...

I kill people for a living.
Sorta’…
Kinda’…
My name is Fred Limberg and I write thrillers and mysteries. In every book I’ve written to date, with the exception of a foray into the YA genre last year, I’ve been killing off bad guys, the occasional good guy or gal, unlucky bystanders, and innocent victims for six years—give or take.
I’ve shot ‘em, stabbed ‘em, garotted ‘em, run them over, set them afire, dropped them off cliffs, drowned them, drugged them—you name it—I’ve done it to ‘em.
Yeah, me and Death are old pals. Death is a BFF with pretty much anyone who writes in these genres, and more than an acquaintance with writers in other genres. You can count on Death to add sizzle and mystery to a story. Death will kick start your plot, rev up the action, and get your reader's hearts racing.
Death is the anchor of virtually every whodunit ever written and ever to be written. As a writer you use Death; you manipulate the circumstances, you glorify and goreify it, you tease with it and toy with it. Yeah, as a writer, you got Death working for you…got it in the palm of your hand. It’s putty. Death is clay. Death is what-if on steroids waiting for a plot twist.
Until it’s a real death…
This past month I’ve had to confront real death instead of writing about it.
First…my damn dog died. Actually, we had the poor old guy ‘put to sleep’ after a decade and a half of loyal friendship and service. It wasn’t preceded by a car chase, though there had been a few of them over the many years. There was no misadventure, though we enjoyed several episodes involving squirrels and raccoons and timid neighbor kids. He simply grew old.
Not much of a story in that. Nothing thrilling or heroic there. All Charlie did was help us raise two wonderful kids who are now having kids of their own. It was foretold just shy of fifteen years ago when he was born. Life and death. There are no surprise endings when it’s a real death.
I’ll never be able to write that story.
Then…my damn friend died. I’ve known Chad for thirty years. He was the son of my oldest and best friend. I’ve known him since he was 10 years old, watched him struggle through his teens and twenties trying to figure out what he was supposed to be when he grew up. I took mental notes. It helped me be a better father than I might have been.
It turns out that what he was supposed to be was a great guy, a loving husband and a doting father, proud to bursting of his two young sons and his family. He was a gentle giant—six foot way-bigger than me, 230 pounds, played with swords and martial arts—who was studying nursing so he could further his career with cutting edge heart-monitoring technology that was saving lives. He grew up to be all that and more.
Diagnosed with cancer in November, he died in August.
No mystery there—I saw the scans. Cancer is the yellow, orange, and scarlet blood-red of Doppler radar tornadoes. There was no basement to hide in.
Instead of a thriller it was more like a war story— an unrelenting Blitzkreig…the cancer advancing and invading, conquering organs and systems almost at will. And Chad—fighting back with at first conventional treatments and then more experimental and controversial tactics…never had a chance.
There was no mystery there, and the only suspense was the fervent hope we all had for any sign of remission. There was no gunplay. The experienced swordsman never got to have it out with his formidable foe—fighting and slashing toe to toe with his cowardly enemy.
Chad was murdered by an assassin; the most heartless, ruthless assassin the world has ever known—Code name….Cancer.
That’s another story I’ll never be able to write.
Will real death and the memory of the incredible sadness I have felt recently make a difference in future stories…the mysteries and thrillers yet to come? I don’t think there’s any question that it will, although I have no idea how the sadness and hopelessness and feelings of loss and anger will manifest themselves.
All I know is…I will NEVER be able to write the dog story or chronicle the valiant young husband’s battle with terminal cancer.
I can’t see the screen through the tears.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Woodworking...Wordworking...Craftsmanship

I got into a short conversation the other day about how crafting a story is a lot like woodworking, or for that matter, virtually any artistic pursuit. I'm going to stick with woodworking because I'm familiar with the process...and I'm pretty darn good at it.

I'm a pretty good writer too.

The parallels are incredible. When I get the tingle that there's a story to be told...a book to be written...the ideas begin to form, jumbled and raw, scattered about like so many trees felled and awaiting their fate.

And like the jumble of oak or walnut or pine I need to let the raw logs season a bit. I need to sort and organize and select.

And I need some help. I need someone to bounce ideas off of, often in what-if conversations or I've- been-thinking conversations. I need someone to saw the logs into raw lumber so I can see what might be worth using and what might well become firewood and eventually...ashes.

Finally the raw lumber is seasoned, the ideas are mature enough to be useful, and the project begins to take shape.

Being a plotter is, to me, crucial in both wordworking and woodworking. It is very important to have the basics laid out just so or the story will lack structure and integrity, or at the very least will waste my valuable time and energy as it wanders off in useless directions. With woodworking, the boards from the stack must be inspected closely for color and grain as well as size. The craftsman hates to waste valuable stock. There is method to the madness.


There is no shame in having a plan to begin with. An outline. A schematic. A blueprint.

There is also no shame in veering from the plan. Perhaps a bit of cherry as an accent might look striking against the dark moodiness of the black walnut. Perhaps the slats of the chair would look good just a bit taller or just a bit thinner than the original plan.

The rough cuts are made. The writing begins. You'd better have your tools sharp and at hand.

I do not believe there is any place for liquor in either the woodshop or the wordshop until the day's work is done and the dangerous maiming tools are put away. Nothing can send your story to near irrepairable places than a couple of beers or a toddy.

Now, standing back and admiring the days cuts...the dadoes, the tenons and mortices, the first sense of the construction...that can call for a contemplative drink or two. Reading over the day's work is much the same. But resist the urge to turn on the tablesaw or the router. Resist the urge to make major changes in the story at this point. The results can be bloody.


The story begins to actually take shape, to make sense, to have a soul and a direction. The project begins to look like something other that bits of wood and flecks of sawdust.

This can be a very dark time. Decisions made now can affect the rest of the story. A variation from the plan can make make the chair wobbly or lopsided.

Early mistakes can be caught as well. A mortise cut on the wrong side of the leg can be fixed by recutting a rail and moving the tenon to match the mortise.

A character flaw can be fixed. Tension can be introduced and heightened. A side arc that isn't working out can be shaved off. This is the stuff of the craft, the very essence of building and writing. It is exciting and gratifying...messy and tedious...and you wouldn't want it any other way!

There becomes, often, a temptation now to hurry things along at this point. That urge must be supressed in both the woodshop and the workshop, I think. Hurrying makes it much more likely that you will make a mistake, and at this point, with so much time and effort put into the creation, do you really want to chance making a mis-cut? Do you want to cut a board that's been through a half dozen processes so far--seasoning, planing, thicknessing, rough sizing, test fitting--do you really want to cut that board a half inch too short?

When I get the urge to hurry toward the end in my writing I have taught myself to set it aside for a time and remember that this is a novel. I'm not on any sort of deadline. I tell myself to try to turn the urgency and excitement into a sort of dogged determination. I take a break. I find something else to do, like a visit to the shop to make a little sawdust and splatter a little glue.

When you write, you have to use all of your tools. When you do a lamination, you regret not buying those clamps that were on sale last week or month. When you are crafting a novel, you regret not having a broader vocabulary and knowledge of punctuation. Thank you, internet and spell check and online thesaurus. Thank you.


And finally, the thing is finished...sort of. The book is written. The chair is carefully glued together over a period of days. It's a living breathing thing now. You feel a great sense of accomplishment. You feel freaking GREAT!


And then you realize that you are far from finished. You feel lousy, at least for a while. There are still things to do. The chair needs the rockers attached and the seat upholstered. Sure , it's a real live chair and solid as a rock, but it isn't quite done yet.

The story needs attention too. An awkward chapter needs revising.  You discover that one of the characters has been acting out of character for the last 30 pages and needs to be disciplined. Your main character has picked something up and never put it back down again...

So you begin to edit. Slowly...carefully...thoroughly...you begin to edit. You attach the rockers to the chair.  You hand sand the rails and slats with finer and finer abrasive until the wood is as smooth as a baby's butt.


Now you're done. Now the chair can be sat in.  The book can be read. The chair rocks. You think the book rocks too, but sadly, you don't count, now. 

It's time for the book to be read. I hope you have a group of readers that will review your book and give you an honest critique. It's almost as important as the craftsman having a sharp chisel and a well tuned saw. You might have to go so far as to pay someone to do that...an editor. There's no shame in it, and if you can afford it, I would recommend doing just that.

Another observation I've made is that when you are doing those very last final copy edits...do not get sucked into the story! It's so easy to do, but do not get sucked into the story. Find and kill the bad commas. Make the parentheses behave. But do NOT get sucked into the book.

Finally!  The end! Time for the rocking chair to go to its new home...the first grandchild's bedroom. You hope the hours spent crafting the chair will bring comfort and joy to the rock-er and the rock-ee.  You hope it will bring nothing but sweet dreams and comfort..

And finally the book is done. It's time for it to go to new homes, to be read and enjoyed by all. It occurs to you that if it makes people laugh, you too are pleased. If it makes them think, you are proud. If it makes them cry, even just a little bit...you are humbled.



I can think of no finer compliment to recieve than to be considered a craftsman, whether you are talking about my woodworking skills...or my word-working skills.

Thank you, most humbly, for your kind words these past few weeks.

Fred Limberg

Please click on the link below.  It will take you to the  Ferris' Bluff page on Amazon.com. You can read the reviews and buy the e-book.  Thanks again,  Fred

Monday, July 11, 2011

The all-important Back Cover!


While Evan is slaving away on the graphic for the back cover of Ferris’ Bluff for the actual book, it’s becoming critical that I decide on what to have printed there.  Sure, it would be easy to work up a witty blurb enticing readers to check the book out, but what I really need are some quotes—you know—some of those witty snippets you see on all the popular books.
But since I don’t know any of those famous people or have much of a track record, I guess I’ll just have to make some up. Hell, most of them sound made up anyway.

Ferris’ Bluff—a better thriller than I ever wrote”— Michael Connerly—bestselling author
Ferris’ Bluff is a damn fine thriller, even if it isn’t set in Florida and doesn’t have a single fish in it”—Randy Wayne Whight—author of lots of books
“I could pronounce every name in that book! Good job, Mr. Limberg, and welcome to the club”—John Lescroart, award winning author
Ferris’ Bluff, a thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat, unless you’re reading in bed. Then, not so much” Woodly Allen, author, filmmaker and clarinetist
“I really liked Fer…Fersh…Fairest…$#!t. I really liked Fershist Buff…Ferliss…Fersh…f^#&! Read Fershish Bu…Blush…$#!T!  What the bleedin’ f*%k! SHARON???”—Ozzy Ozbourne— Rock God
“At first I thought the f&%#er had ripped off my main character, the capable loner with a sense of duty, but no…he invented his own, and it’s a damn good one”—Lee Childs—thriller writer extraordinaire
“Great story, great characters, villainous villains, and even a neat romantic arc, but dude…you definitely need more guns in a story like this. Granted the Hi-Power and the PSG-1 are both really cool guns, but you need more guns”—Steven Hunter, bestselling author and respected movie critic
“Ferris’ Bluff is the kind of book that you can’t put down, like a lot of mine are” John Stanford—bestselling author
“Stunningly brilliant! Brilliantly Stunning! A tour de force! Riveting! Smashing! A debut worthy of Broadway and the red carpet! Absolutely Smashingly Brilliant and Stunning!”—Book Blurb Generator—used by dozens of real authors who haven’t got time to actually read the frigging book
“If you buy one book this summer, buy mine—but if you buy two, buy Ferris’ Bluff after you’ve bought mine”—Tom Glancy, the king of techno-thrillers and really long novels
“Layered well thought-out plot, characters that come to life as soon as you meet them, and an ending that leaves your ears ringing…Ferris’ Bluff has it all” Diane Grobenstein (one of James Paterson’s hundreds of co-authors and soon to be on the best seller lists)
Hope you got a chuckle out of this. I did. That’s kind of sad and telling isn’t it…
Please feel free to add your own back cover blurbs in the comments section—I mean, c’mon, a guy can’t have too many brilliantly smashing reviews, can he?

From my pal, Lilian

o          If you’re a fan of thrillers, adventures and chases and stuff,
Then do yourself a favour – invest in “Ferris’ Bluff”.
Once you’ve started reading, you’ll be rooted to the spot
As the action just keeps going and the pursuit is getting hot.
There’s even a little sweetener for those who like romance
But I won’t give it all away –buy the book and take a chance.


“Ferris’ Bluff” by Fred Limberg, as recommended by Lilian (Verse_Artiste) Kendrick

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Yesterday...no, not the Beatles song


Yesterday I was just hanging out on my boat in the marina, sipping an icy Negra Modelo (or 2) and listening to a ballgame on the radio.

Bliss.

I felt like I was taking a break from work, believe it or not. If you've got an e-book recently published online you know what I'm talking about. Hours of bouncing from link to link, forum to forum, trying to get a handle on just where the readers are lurking so you can give them an e-pitch...

It's kind of fun and interesting, for sure...but draining. And you never know if it's working. Short term, a couple of sales overnight feels like a victory, though maybe a small one given the hours you were clicking away. 

Long term? Who the hell knows.

Back in the day, when I was starting up the plumbing company, I was the master of what was called
Guerilla Marketing--you know...non-traditional ways to advertise. What are the non-traditional ways to promote on the internets? For cryin' out loud, what are the traditional ways to advertise?

Also back in the day, the best advertising was 'word-of-mouth'.  I have no doubt the same is true here in The Matrix...no doubt at all. I just need some mouths, I guess, which brings the conundrum full circle.

But it beats waiting for a rejection letter or e-mail for a book you KNOW kicks ass by a mile...and gives you a perfectly good reason to open another icy beer...

Saturday, July 9, 2011

The "VALUE" of your work

I got into a discussion yesterday about pricing and the value (or lack of it) of a book. It got me thinking about all sorts of things, business related and ego related.

When a new product is launched the maker has to entice and encourage others to try it, and thus choose that product over another that might be similar. Let's use crackers as an example, because as we all know, most writers are a little bit crackers.

There are lots of different crackers already on the market. Some are salty, some cheezy, some good for you, some wholesome, some not so wholesome. Your new cracker is similar to the others of it's kind, comes in a similar sized well-designed package, and should have a similar shelf price to the Ritzy ones and the Elvin ones. Eventually, you'll get that price because you've produced a really good cracker but when it's introduced you need to nudge the buyer into choosing your new cracker over an established brand.

You could offer a money back guarantee, but in truth...that's implied and available with every sale, anyway.

You could pack 20% more crackers in the box for the same price, and with crackers, that is a good incentive.

Or you could have a sale. You price your new crackers at 20 or 30 or even 50% less than the other crackers on the shelf. People notice! They say,"what the heck, I'm gonna give these a try!" and they buy a box.

You don't make any money on that sale (not with crackers, anyway) but lo and behold--the customer liked your crackers! They served them at a party! They mentioned them to a person or two or three.

Suddenly you get a call from the market that they are out of your crackers and they want to order more!

And this new batch is priced at or near(er) the price point of the Ritzys and the Elfies!

The VALUE of the product didn't change, merely the cost. So it is , I think with e-books.

I see nothing wrong with pricing Ferris' Bluff at 99 cents, other than the fact that my ego takes a hit with every sale! It's not going to be that price forever, and as it gains an audience and continued 5 star reviews, a price of $2.99 or whatever the market will both bear and allow (think about that one!) is not out of the question.

Oh, I forgot to mention that when the crackers went on sale the Ritzy's and the Elfies were a little pissed off cause, see, that strategy cost them some sales in the short term...and if the quality of MY crackers remains high, it will cost them market share in the long run.

Hey, that's business.

Enjoy reading Ferris' Bluff at a bargain price. Choose to spend your precious reading time with MY book, not somebody else's.

Just don't read it in bed...the crumbs, you know....

Thursday, July 7, 2011

From Amazon.com/UK

5.0 out of 5 stars This is so good., 6 July 2011
This review is from: Ferris' Bluff (Kindle Edition)
My first taste of a Kindle book and, wow, this one blew me away. Fred Limberg puts together a story as carefully as a brain surgeon, wielding words like a laser scapel, sharp, insightful and pin-point accurate. The prose is a joy to read and the plot builds like the layers of a well-constructed pyramid. And don't think the apostrophe in the title is misplaced; it's not, as becomes apparent as the story unfolds. It's a variation of the stranger-comes-to-town genre. Ace soon falls foul of the town's 'Boss-hog' and soon uncovers enough hidden chicanery, murder and greed to satisfy the most ardent thrill-seeker. Ace puts himself on the line bringing his past to town with a final satisfying scene where good whups evil.
Great characters in Ace, Annie and Leets, great action throughout, keeping the reader glued to the screen. Love and tenderness has a place too with two wounded souls finding each other in the mayhem of a small town in Arkansas. At the price, you get much more of a bang for less than a buck. Buy it, read it, love it.

Wouldn't it be nice...

Wouldn't it be nice if there was a place on the big honking internet where a person who likes to read thrillers could log on and see what's new and tempting?

Just, you know...thrillers.

Oh, wait, there are about a thousand of them...damn it! And that's not counting the 800 pound gorilla that is Amazon, the 600 pound orangutang that is B&N, and the pesky chimp that is Smashwords!

With Ferris' Bluff out there now my thoughts are turning to promotion and trying to think of ways to get people to notice the book and maybe buy it. I'm not close to worrying. Panic isn't even on the radar, but a guy has to wonder.

Oh, I'm sure there are any number of people who, for a reasonable fee, will tell me everything they think I need to know about promoting my book on the internets. I'd even consider hiring one if they would agree to take their fee on a per-book-sold basis. I don't think that's gonna happen.

I'm learning about the kindleboards and forums. That's kind of interesting but time consuming (what isn't?). I've found a listing of e-book reviewers to submit the book to. That's interesting too, but it immediately made me think of the bad old days of querying and querying and querying. I'll be doing it, though, because that seems to be what's done.

And no, I ain't worried about getting a bad review...not one bit!

For the first time since I sold my business (almost 6 years ago, now) I'm having to think about time management and prioritizing tasks. That sounds like work! It is work! This was not in the handout! Writing is supposed to be storytelling and communing with your muse and coming up with witty shit and quirky characters...not scheduling your day.

When's a guy supposed to write?
I got editing to do. When am I supposed to work on Dodge or First Murder?
How many hours should I spend on forums and blogs?
How often should I blog?
How many times can I pimp Ferris' Bluff on Facebook before people start hating me? (and how many books can I truly expect to sell there?)
Should I be tweeting? Tweeting sounds stupid. I don't tweet. Should I be tweeting?
What the hell is a blog tour?
I gotta make the final decisions about the design of Ferris' Bluff for the POD.
Back cover art...can't forget about that.
The lawn needs mowing. Can I strap my laptop to the John Deere and musti-task? Will the wireless internet thingy reach that far?
When's a guy supposed to actually write?

Well, I signed up for this so I guess the best I can do is just keep learning and plugging away and calling on 30 years of business skills (dusty, but not forgotten) to help me get it all done.

And maybe hire a kid to mow the grass...

Saturday, July 2, 2011

3 FOR 3!!!! Ferris' Bluff is out there folks!

Stage one is now complete! 

Ferris' Bluff is available on Amazon (for Kindle only at present), through B&N (for the Nook), and through Smashwords for just about anything else you can read a book on.

I can't say enough good about my team--yeah, I consider them a team--Team Freddie!

Amy and Tina at 52 Novels are great to work with. Through a hail of gunfire, even, they tweaked Ferris' Bluff so it works on all the e-platforms and looks GREAT!

We had a little trouble getting the damn thing up on Smashwords, and we still aren't real sure why things just started working this morning, but it's up and available for sale. I have no doubts that it was my fault it got glitchy, but Tina sorted it out. If you are looking for folks to help you format your work I highly recommend them.

Props to my illustrator, Evan Simonet, for the cover art too. He's amazing. See, I had this picture I found somewhere--it's the one I used on Authonomy and have associated with Ferris' Bluff for a couple of years now. Well, I didn't own the rights to it. Evan turned it into a graphic, added Ace and Annie and the other stuff (I helped!...with suggestions only...) and came up with the complete cover. You can track him down at esimonet(at)hotmaildotcom if you think his cover art style would work for your book.

Some people have commented that it looks a little cartoonish. I guess some people think all book covers should fit some kind of photo-mosaic mold. I think its cool. I hope to hell it helps sell some books!

Kelley, my wife (aka the Sainted One), is also part of Team Freddie. She's become a pretty good critic over the years and gives me good advice early on now as I write these stories.

I've set the price for Ferris' Bluff at $2.99 for now on all three platforms, but if you buy it on Smashwords this weekend use the coupon code SK73M and it's only .99(why isn't there a cents sign on this stupid computer?).

What the hell...as soon as I post this blog I'm going to hop over and set the Kindle and Nook prices at .99(still no cents sign, damnit!) for the holiday weekend and into next week too! And be sure to leave a review when you're done.

Happy reading and have a wonderful 4th of July. I'm heading out on the St. Croix later today for a bit of boat floating, maybe a bit of fishin', and a couple of frosty adult beverages to celebrate!

                                       FERRIS' BLUFF...ONLY .99 CENTS!

Okay, it might take a little time for the price changes to show up on Amazon and B&N, I just found out. Hang in there!
 

Thursday, June 30, 2011

2 out of 3 ain't bad...right?

Today's uploading marathon started out smoothly. I gotta tell ya', it's pretty exciting seeing your book cover pop up on Amazon. Maybe tomorrow it'll even actually be available for sale! I'm going Corvette shopping!

Kindle lapped my book up like a kitten slurping cream. B&N sucked it right up too. I had to jigger the cover size for them, but even techno-boob me managed to figure out how to do it.

And then came Smashwords. Curse you, Smashwords!

For the life of me I can't figure out where I went wrong, and ever-helpful Tina over at 52 Novels...she got the file loaded in a test upload just fine. No problemo. Not for Tina.

Well, I guess I'll try again tomorrow. Maybe I'll use an alias so they won't know it's ME trying to upload the damn manuscript. Yeah, that might work. I'll pretend to be Tina! I'll pretend to be knowing what I'm doing! All your internets will belong to me! BWAHAHAHA...

But 2 out of 3 ain't too bad...and I know my team will dive in and make it happen.

Join me in a cocktail to celebrate! Freddie got his book out!

Today's the day!

Today's the day!

The gang at 52 Books have expertly formatted Ferris' Bluff for Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords. Today is the day I begin the uploading procedure. Having never tried this before, and with an admittedly poor understanding of all things html, as soon as I log off here I shall begin the procedure(s).

Great story?  Check!

Great cover?  I think so...so Check!

Edited to within an inch of it's little life?  Check!

Properly formatted? I sure as hell hope so!

Well then...we're off.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Off in a new direction!

As you may have noticed I've renamed the blog. The (new) Croixside Gazette will be more focused on writing and indie publishing as I have decided to make the leap and self-publish.  There's just too much new and exciting happening in the reading world to keep flogging away with queries and slush piles.

In the coming months I'll be releasing several books that I've written, edited, re-edited, re-re-edited, queried, had rejected, had sample chaps submitted of, had sample manuscripts submitted of, and ultimately have gone nowhere in regards to the big time publishers.

First up will be Ferris' Bluff. One of my babies. It's been an interesting journey.

I completed the rough draft a couple of years ago. It made it to #16 on Authonomy before I abandoned the site for a number of reasons. I kept making revisions and tweaking it and began submitting it to literary agents.

In 2009.

At the low ebb of the financial mess here in America.

I got very little joy from that excercise--a couple of comments that if things were rosier in Pub-Land the agent would look at taking it on, but first time authors and plague carriers were riding the same rail car at the time, it seems.

I put it away and started working on a YA novel last winter (you'll be seeing that one in the future, no doubt about it!). At the same time I kept reading all sorts of interesting articles, many of them posted on Facebook by Pete Morin (bless his sharky lawyer heart). The Kindle and the Nook and the i-Pad were, as reading platforms, kicking paper's ass, and the shame and stigma of being a self published writer was disappearing faster than a cold beer on a hot afternoon in the bass boat!

As I write this, the fine folks at 52 Novels are putting the finishing touches on the Kindle and E-pub reformatting (I don't do code--hell, I can hardly speel!). I'll be Kindling and Nooking and Smashwording in no time, and yes, you'll hear about it when it happens. I'm even going for the dead tree book option with Create Space.

I may have wholly embraced the e-book, but I want to hold one in my hands, too.

So check back often. As the journey continues I'll be writing about the trials and tribulations of indie publishing and keeping you all up to date on other projects.

It's a great time to be a writer!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

3 Strikes...and a disturbing trend



     True to my only New Year's resolution I am dutifully reporting on the latest book I've read this year. I'm a big fan of Robert Crais. I've read all of his books. I like his two main characters, Elvis Cole and Joe Pike, a lot.

     So I buy THE SENTRY this last weekend and read it in one sitting. I thought the story was okay at first. A typical Crais storyline but featuring Joe Pike in this book--entertaining--a nice way to waste a Sunday afternoon---

     But then I got to thinking...the driving motivation in the main story arc, that Joe Pike was falling for the girl and was duty bound to protect her at any cost, was absolutely moronic! The chick was a fraud! She was simply using him to stay a step ahead of the bad guys and Pike discovers this with over a third of the book to go.

     B as in B.  S as in S. The Joe Pike I know isn't dumb, but this story kind of is.

     And then I thought some more over the next few days. The first book I read this year, DEAD ZERO by Stephen Hunter was a pretty good read, but there were gaps in logic and too many coincidences--some of them utterly ridiculous. Sure, some of that is expected in thriller-dillers, but it seemed kind of cheap--like Hunter just didn't work hard enough on the story.

     The second book this year was DAMAGE by John Lescroart. same deal--one of my favorite writers, I love his characters yadda yadda--but he did the same thing. He stretched a major motivation in the main story arc to an entirely unrealistic level. The murderous bad guy gets out of prison on appeal because his victim's supporters wore buttons during the trial with the victims picture on them.

     No freaking way is this going to happen...not in a high profile rape/murder case in San Francisco. It just ain't gonna happen. Plus he gets a former defense attorney elected to the head DA's post. Again, the writer is asking me to believe just a little too much so he can write this story.

     So I'm calling it 3 Strikes!  The first three books I've read this year have all assumed I'd overlook huge logic gaps, that I'd overlook lazy storytelling just because I'm a fan of all three writers, and that I'd cough up the dough for the books.

     They got me! And you know what? I blame it on the publishers as much as I blame the writers. All three of these guys have huge multi-book contracts, and they're not alone. The big publishers want their "sure things", and not just from these guys. They give a few proven writers long term/huge dollar conracts for a book a year in the series and you know what?  The writing is getting worse...not better!

     I blame part of it on deadlines. Assembly line writing...and someone sped up the assembly line! Or something like that.

     I think this degradation of storylines is going to come back to bite both the writers and their publishers in the ass. If Tom Cruise or Cameron Diaz or Angelina or Brad are in a couple of clunker movies in a row their stock is going to drop, their careers will suffer, and the studios (much like the big publishers desperate for blockbuster after blockbuster) won't use them.

     They call them 'has-beens' in the movies. Is the same thing going to happen to some of the perennial best selling authors in the big publishing house's 'stables'? I don't know. I ain't that smart. But if I'm noticing the dumbing down of writing by a number of authors someone else is too.

     And is this dumbing down contributing to the rising popularity of E-publishing and self publishing? I think it could be for a couple of reasons. 

     The big boys are contractually joined at the hip with their proven stable of bestselling writers for a long long time.They are demonstrating that they haven't got the balls or the money to foster new talent. The growing number of options for e-publishing and self publishing are exploding and the big houses keep trying to force the established bookselling model down our throats. Good determined writers are finding ways of getting their work out there.

     Combined with the fact that the writers themselves are putting out...not an inferior product...but a less than stellar product--I think it opens the e-pub and self-pub doors open a little more each time.

     What do you think?

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Damage

Last week I read DAMAGE by John Lescroart on my shine new Kindle.

Not his best book, but it was a good enough read to get me through another pain in the ass January weekend. I think he tried too hard to make the release of the bad guy from prison plausible in a legal sense, and I figured out the OTHER killer way early in the book.

I give it a 72.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Anxiety



     Yeah, I'm a little anxious now. Not worried so much...just anxious. See, I recently queried North Star Press about publishing my nifty little mystery, FIRST MURDER.

     I haven't queried since blasting FERRIS BLUFF out last year and getting soundly rejected. (Note to self: do NOT query in the midst of a crippling recession) Still, I've been aware of this publisher for a while and FIRST MURDER seems to be a good fit for their catalog.

     What has me anxious beyond the usual writer's submission doubts is that (without giving too much away) the main story arc involves internet porn. That's right...no little-miss-goody-two-shoes in this book, no siree! Think Real Desperate Housewives of St. Paul in XXX Pay-Per-View full color streaming video.

     Okay, maybe not that intense...

     I worry that even touching on the subject of porn in Minnesota is the french kiss of death. This is the land of Minnesota Nice, not Minnesota Vice. And what will people think of ME...knowing I had to do the required research. I'm not proud of what I had to do, but research is research, damn it. I took one for the team (or looked at one for the team...whatever).

     I learned a few things along the way. For instance, did you know that it was internet porn that led to advancements in video streaming technology that now lead the way in making satellite dishes and cable TV obsolete? Within 5 years you'll be streaming all of your movies and TV shows...no porn required (thank God). Netflix is almost there with Amazon On-Demand and Hulu and a hundred others right behind.

     And did you know that internet porn has discovered the fountain of youth? They say Teen Porn--I see thirty year olds. Want to knock a few years off--do a little porn.

     I also discovered that to become 'HOT', apparently all you have to do is have big ol' jiggly jugs of silicone implanted in your bazooms. The Bigger the Hotter! And you don't even have to be all that good looking.

     Yes my friends,the power of the internet is immense. Apparently I'm not, though. Right after my research into the sordid world of pay-per-view porn the internet discovered that I am lacking. I mean, how do they know I need penile enhancement?

     I always thought I was...you know...you know...doin' alright. But somehow they know, and they're on a mission to see things set straight. Why, even a year after my research they still send me emails. They even send 2-for-1 offers. Penile enhancement cream and Viagra--package deals! (ba-dump-bump...thank you and good night...I'll be here all week)

     Good thing my computer has a pop-up blocker.

    

 

    

    

    

   

Saturday, January 1, 2011

First book of the year

Okay, I cheated a bit...just a bit. I downloaded the book to my wonderful Kindle yesterday so I had a bit of a head start, but I finished it today, so it's going into the tally for 2011.

The book: Dead Zero by Stephen Hunter

Once again Bob Lee Swagger is called upon to defend the country and out-think the bad guys. I'm not giving any spoilers out, but if you like twists and turns and military speak and especially gun-speak, you'll like this book.

I've read all of White's books--a few of them twice--and rank him as one of my favorites. He writes 'guy books'. By that I mean, you won't find a lot of huggy kissy stuff in them. My wife would, for the most part, hate them. But so what. I wouldn't read better than half of what she reads anyhoo.

Many of White's books deal with the sniper culture and the Marine Corps. This one takes place in Afghanistan and around Washington DC and the surrounding area.

Okay, in the last few weeks I've read three different books where 'thermobaric' explosives have played a prominent enough role to mention. are they the new cool thing? And ain't it funny that three books coming out within a couple of months of each other feature a specific explosive?

At least he didn't have stolen nukes in it. Sheesh.  is that an overdone thing or what?

Ah well, just something I've noticed.

I give Dead Zero a score of 87.  The plot is ingenious, the language very readable and entertaining, and the end mostly satisfying. It loses points for White's reaching for a rather far fetched and entirely too coincidental way of introducing a new character to the Swagger lineage and for amateurishly concealing a tricky bit by Bob Lee that could have been played better.

Can't wait for his next book, though. 87's pretty good.